You made me so nervous that I had to go to the hospital to get the thimble taken off. Judy Winslow: Um so Grandma are you gonna be a June bride? I didn't kiss you. Was I about to take the Big Sleep? "Some people are ignorant, they're afraid, they hate anybody and anything that's different. Stefan Urkelle: Oh no, I didn't shut off the machine on time. Steve Urkel: No state your name not name your state. Rachel Crawford: She keeled over leading a game of Simon says! Harriette Winslow: What's wrong with that? Steve Urkel: [reading] "No mouth breathing, no snorting, no drooling". Clarence has under control. Steve, what happened? It helps to determine how much help you need. This semester we're Steven, you'd better get going. Eddie: Did Halle Berry return my phone call? Bushwhacker Luke: 'Cause they couldn't catch her till then! Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: You paid him off. And I'll be coming home tomorrow. Steve Urkel: My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. Who? Steve Urkel: [opens the back door] Surprise. [goes to the refrigerator] No root beer? [Comes out and fights Willie as the students cheer for a fight between Urkel and Fuffner], [Waldo and Wille has just gotten out of class to trash Urkel's locker]. I think I'm gonna have to fire Waldo, Steve. I'm in this class. I won't be able to take you to the prom. You gotta fix that machineeeee. Myra Monkhouse: I rearranged the chamber. Reading, 'Riting and Racism? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, so is Urkelbot! I'm wearing a Bart Simpson's mug. You have a lot of qualitites girls really go for. [Calls Laura's Cell and gets OGD instead]. [Pulls Steve to other side of room] Steven, last semester I specifically asked you what class you would not be taking this semster and you told me HOME EC! It's always tomorrow with that boy! Would you reward me with a kiss? Stefan Urkelle: Not I know that's not Carl. Can you carry me home? Laura: Where did you get the money for this? You showed me a picture of your dog. And sometimes I was sorry I ever started the whole thing, but I didn't quit. Steve Urkel: [runs back into the living room] Sorry Rachel! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [after Steve, Eddie & Waldo sang 'My Girl'] Don't we remind you of The Temptations? Waldo: [Monotone while Steve mouths his words with him] Pablo was a kind and gentle creature. Your grandma is gonna fight for your right to party. Steve Urkel: Loving you is like trying to touch a star. Big guys have never played keep away with your hat on a cold day. Carl Otis Winslow: You look horrible. Laura: Remember when you tried to teach me how to sew? White, known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom "Family Matters," is. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: What'cha gonna do, Willie? This library card is proof that ONE person can make a difference. This could be an emergency and I'm not even dressed yet! Ms. Steuben: All right, class. Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh well Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You mean to tell me that the Army screwed up the paper work again. Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, Everything was Going Just fine, until You Blabbed that I was a cop. How much do I owe you for parking? Steve Urkel: I know! Ms. Steuben: Well, I guess he's changed a little. Harriette Winslow: [feigns being touched] Oh, Carl this is beautiful. Please, my little Rapunzel. [Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his Swiss Melody Chimes and Carl is furiously awaken by it. Why, you teach us things about life! Steve Urkel: No, I AM a serious little nerd. It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance! Rachel Crawford: [to Harriette] He's not gonna make him quack. Kanye West name-dropped "Family Matters" star Steve Urkel on his My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy track, "Dark Fantasy." However, Ye originally thought a similar line rapped by T-Pain was "corny," the "Buy U A Drank" singer claims.. As reported by HipHopDX on Tuesday (Sept. 7), T-Pain says Ye stole the concept for the Urkel-referencing line after hearing a similar lyric on his . Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: Fuffner, I've heard of some low things in my time, but forcing Laura to go to the dance with me is plain dispicable. Harriette Winslow: [retrieves a coupon from her purse] Ohhh no no no, Carl! Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! And there is nothing you can do to ever change my mind. Eddie didn't have to come back here and confess. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [sympathetically] Eddie, Carl was just about your age when he lost his dad. People stopped and starred, called me names, and some even spit at me. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No thanks, Eddie. Am is a verb, verbs are our friends. He's half-Nerd, Half-Carl. Curtis: My whole family is flying out to Washington for the funeral, Laura: Can you wait a day, of course you can't. Ms. Steuben: Oh, good. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up! And you taught Cassie Lynn Nubbles, the posterchild for useless people, how to do things for herself. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [about Harriette's gingerbread house] This is a work of art. Eddie: I just did the laundry and I'm on my way out to wash the car and cut the grass. Laura Lee Winslow: [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows! My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me. Here's What Steve Urkel Looks Like Today. While he was starring in "Family Matters" as Steve Urkel, White also began a side hustle as another staple of the era's popular culture . Rachel Crawford: Well, I'm planning dinner for a very, very special friend. Harriette: [sobbing] Clint is driving off and Meryl will never see him again! No! Harriette Winslow: [Rachel carries on about how sad it is Aunt Clotilda died] She was 94 years old. Carl Otis Winslow: No. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, that kid is bad news. Steve Urkel: Why, sure! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: When you're hurting other people it ain't harmless. Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. So go ahead, FIRE ME! But, it's only a compliment and it doesn't mean anything more than that. I've been there a 100 times, but this time was different. Harriette Winslow: Carl, calm down, it's not the school's fault. I'll teach that. Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Get lost, Laura! Laura: Well, he's all yours, Eddie. then removes his hand]. [after Carl comes out of the busted transformation chamber in an Urkel like fashion, due to Myra's tampering]. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh don't worry they promised to come back tomorrow. Steve Urkel: Edward this stuff's been hawked. An illustration of a person's head and chest. Carl: Maybe I should laugh a little bit more, huh? I never got an 'A' before. [kisses Laura] Love you. Everywhere you look, TV, movies, magazines, all these 90 pound people, smiling, dancing where do they get the strength? Steve Urkel: L-long enough to get i-icicles on my nose hair Look! Lt. Murtaugh: I dropped the, uh, nerd off next door at the, uh, nerd house. No Traffic. Refresh my memory. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes. Laura: Ma, the package said to cook it at 275 for 20 minutes. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Laura, when I was about your age, I LOVED to read, just like you. 7. The Urkel mock will think bigger in potential screw-ups for teams that have valued assets poorly in the past than for teams that have made few mistakes. Shen I suggested it, her lovely eyes were momentarily clouded with nausea. Carl: Rachel, Carl was my great grandfather's name and there is no way that I'm gonna change it. Steve could've been killed. Mango? Urkel defeats him]. My daughter's been hurt and I can't do a thing about it. Welcome to Leroy's! Laura: Well you're stubborn, irritating, loud, obnoxious, pushy, clumsy Steve Urkel: Hi everybody! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: L means lousy. Ha ha! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I couldn't even go in. Laura: [as Steve walks he sobs and cries on Laura's shoulder] What's the matter baby, did you eat some bad cheese again? Carl Otis Winslow: Calm down, Harriette, you're overreacting. Cassie Lynn: All's fair in love and politics. Ken: [Grabbing Steve by the collar] THAT FEEB YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT WAS ME! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Can it be a 976 number? [Runs with Steve to confront Waldo and Weasel], [Eddie tries to flirt with a cute girl, unaware that Carl is behind him]. And the reason it hurts is because I've tried very hard to be your friend and all you've done is take advantage of me. Carl: If that's the case then I plead guilty. Steve Urkel: Oh, I'd better lock it then! I'll be in all the videos. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Hey Steve, Was'sup? You're setting a bad example for the kids. None of this is your fault. Harriette, THERE IS A CAR IN THE LIVING ROOM! Boyd broke my glasses. Harriette Winslow: [Opens the candy box] Candy missing. I'm in big trouble! Who does these things? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I have been scared straight, I saw a guy who had a tattoo of a battleship. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What the heck is wrong with you? Third, if you touch me at any time, the "non-date" is over. Can you believe that? That's why here I have compiled the sexiest and smart pick up lines to use on guys to make them interested in you! Aunt Oona: The gas pipe broke when my living room flooded. Weasel: [Eddie leaves and Weasel gets hit by Waldo] What was that for? Every time I'm around them, my mind goes blank. Harriette Winslow: No, you don't have to remind me of nothing. She just slipped and I caught her. Steve Urkel: Well, ya see, we had a little muffin mayhem. Carl: Of all the names that I have called you , the one that bothers you is butthead? Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them! Curtis: I know you're disappointed. Let's just get there! Ok, just give me a couple of days and I sould have it fixed. Steve Urkel: Why, to make everyone think that the woman I love actually loves me back? Steve Urkel on CBS? Steve Urkel: Don't feel bad. Because, I already told him I do remember him. My head pops out! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Well I for one am appalled. Laura Lee Winslow: Let's just take that risk. I'm going home! Carl Otis Winslow: He's trouble. Anybody have more punch? and-so-the-balance-shifts-blog. No. Steve Urkel: Whoa. Steve Urkel: I hurt myself. Laura Lee Winslow: [Laura grabs Steve and his clone on their ears] Okay, let's take a moment and figure out what we learned here. Steve Urkel: Danger's my middle name! Waldo: I'm sorry, Steve. Eddie: I'm sorry, Steve. No. Rachel Crawford: Can you make him quack like a duck every time the phone rings? Steve began working on more elaborate inventions, and in "Little Big Guy" he had a new idea. Should I be getting some Handi-Wipes? Sergeant Shishka: Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list of new recruits. I'm here. Eddie: I don't see what getting beat up is gonna prove. Waldo: But, why ya gonna do that, Willie? People just love juicy gossip! Can't see a darn thing. This isn't right Weasel. Get me a cherry slurpy! I love ya too much to build you a dud! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It was on his tongue! Clean up your room Edward. Waldo: Cheating it wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. Willie Fuffner: [sigh] That's different. Wha? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Chuck is twice the man Raoul is. Laura Lee Winslow: If I hadn't started that petition, none of this would've happened. Carl Otis Winslow: 150 extra people on what should've been a small family affair. Willie Fuffner: But he wasn't, so chill out ok. Laura Lee Winslow: You just don't get it, do you. [plugs the cord into the socket]. Just you and me. Carl Otis Winslow: Hello. Maybe abrasive is the wrong word. I'm sorry, call you next week? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No. Harriette Winslow: Is this your snowmobile? It's late. Ms. Steuben: Uh, excuse us just a minute. Her temperature shot up and she tossed more cookies than the Keebler elf. You're always sorry. He's a very large man who should be here any minute now. Rachel Crawford: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Would you reward me with a kiss? Yesterday Richie and 3J were playing 'Nick and Carl'. Carl: Rachel, you're putting entirely too much filling in those. In fact, I'm grounded. Curtis Williams: Laura, great timing. Waldo: Man, they didn't even know who we were. Could you write that 'A' down on a piece of paper? I'm being born! Why she is woman, hear me roar. Steve is the perfect son. From now on, no parties and no TV. No. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Uh no, Waldo, state your name. Your dad's runnin' late. Boyd Higgins: Name's Boyd Higgins, but ym friends call me Buck! I wish I'd never done it. Laura Lee Winslow: It was just a little practical joke. Eddie: No, Kyle's gone solo and Jerry went with him.