Ooooo! [9] [10] [11] See also [ edit] Longest word in English Longest words References [ edit] ^ a b Stephen Crain; Diane Lillo-Martin (1999). How did Faulkner pull it off? is a question many a fledgling writer has asked themselves while struggling through a period of apprenticeship like that novelist John Barth describes in his 1999 talk My Faulkner. Barthreorchestrated his literary heroes, he says, in search of my writerly selfdownloading my innumerable predecessors as only an insatiable green apprentice can. Surely a great many writers can relate when Barth says, it was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. For many a writer, the Faulknerian sentence is an irresistible labyrinth. Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. What makes them undesirable for pie? It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. I know, unlikely, huh? Hey, it's the 3 r's! 'Longest' word has 189,819 letters, takes three hours to pronounce These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. *yet another highly dramatic, time-consuming sigh* I need a topic. (and redundancy!) The world's longest non-life sentence, according to the "Guinness Book of Records", was imposed on Thai pyramid scheme fraudster Chamoy Thipyaso, who was jailed for 141,078 years in 1989. OH, SO SPLENDID!! Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. How absurd. It sucked. As long as you don't mind a few more couch potatoes. i hate dress shoes. And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? What a good idea! Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. Why on earth did they keep the monkey? 3,861 . The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. It's true, and all, but I have no proof about wal-mart, or certain fast food resteraunts. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. Was it coherent? As a member, you'll join us in our effort to support the arts. Strange, huh? Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? Eventually, this would become a monthly tradition. Hello, everyone! That made little sense. Woooo! Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? ` After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? owfrjtnrgkzcbvwruogjlvdajngwruojlnvdakjefnlvk aij hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, jfeoisbhoaubhfvionadkfvbskjvb efnvkjnbsxuhbgv hiiiii, this has one word in it first person to see the gets $100 cash app njhcewhfb whebfuewhfjwenifbewiubfiebfebwqjfbwejnfewihfiuhweniufjeuirhfiuerfburiebfiewbjfkwefqhcewfhepwuhfiuwerfuiwqerpifjbruegferiuhfiuerwhfuiifewiviiuhuihrgiobguhtrbiuhtreiubhriurhviuwrhiuvht4rnrijpewvpiefhwnovjibrfpierfnhvipuerbfviuphrwipjvnwefkjvnpwiefv pirfnhpiejpoerwpivherwpoivhwepriuvipr evijnreijnrojvwejrfvoijerreiobfr iuvfrvjo frvjrweoijbvweiojrfoiwervicebrwouvbwerouvu perivoerijvoiuwerbviouweroiuberouvberfoefubvouiwriuebrouweuberwiuvherivyherwiubvewiurobviuwervuwervouwrewoiuvherwiuoeHIewijvhferiucbuhewjdhfewiufdhiu3riuheriufheriuhfiuerhfiuhwreiufhirwhiufhwiurhfiuhreiuhfiuheriwfhriehfiuerwhufihreuifheirhfiuwheruifherwoiuwfheruhwifhreiuhwoiuhfuerhfhwruifhriuehfueri. Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. THANKS FOR COMING! Longest English sentence - Wikipedia Let's keep in touch. You could travel in a straight line at the speed of light for a million years and all you'd prove is that the universe is really, really big. Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller. And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! All of Faulkners modernist contemporaries, including of course Joyce, Wolff, and Beckett, mastered the use of run-ons, to different effect. Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. How can I survive without the sticky goodness? JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. And don't even get me started on earrings. It's like this. Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. there were lots of fireworks. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! Very difficult equation Math Forum . I'm back! I learned this from my calculator. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. We slept. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. It's stupid. Want to advertise with us? Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. Parents would buy their children computers, video games and other television neccesities. Or not. When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. . And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. Get the best cultural and educational resources delivered to your inbox. I see. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? You must be pretty bored, too. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! While studying at Johns Hopkins University, Barth found himself writing about his native Eastern Shore Maryland in a pastiche style of middle Faulkner and late Joyce. He may have won some praise from a visiting young William Styron, but the finished opus didnt flyfor one thing, because Faulkner intimately knewhis Snopses and Compsons and Sartorises, as I did not know my made-up denizens of the Maryland marsh. The advice to write only what you know may not be worth much as a universal commandment. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? But for now I can only dream of that. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. So my dad picked a steak place. HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. The sentence ends up with a 3,609,750-letter . Bye! Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. What a crazy idea. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. Whole families would gather around their front door, in breathless anticipation while they attempted to barracade me out. AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. You give to me? 2023 Long Paragraphs for Her Copy and Paste - Limitlesso Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. Did you find it? I'm completly and totally addicted. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. A post shared by Worlds Best Story (@worldsbeststory). Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. But that's the kind of thing I like. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. So it doesn't matter. Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. Now I'd better go and torture my Moose with it:) I am officially back. If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. Welllet's see. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. afterwardsthey turned off the lights. Molly's soliloquy is a touchstone for writers aiming to go long. It's a worthy cause! The world may never know. I should make bumber stickers saying that. What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? HA-HA! The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm contains the longest known sentence in the English language. I know, you were just crushed that nothing new was happening. I gave him cupcakes, and presents, and did everything I could to befriend him! And do I ever have a topic today! People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. Not my family! The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! I know, I took you completly by suprise. I'm gonna quote from the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK again! Isn't vast a funny word? consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. Okay. I'm back. Creepy. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! Sentences can be made arbitrarily long in various ways. BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? 'Ah the power of cheese!' After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. But, the wings were'nt really special. *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. And I don't really have a topic today. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? PlusI gots oblimagationsobligaton.obligations to this site. And that's just what I can list from memory. Hey, by the way. It's a word. Maybe I should just give up. PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! There are now longer sentences in . We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. To Cheese Nips. Hey, I'm back again! Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! | 13.41 KB, JSON | That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! So we were already off to a bad start. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . Wellany wayseeya! By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. I, being weird, am pretty much immune to such expectations. You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! I'm pretty sure that the "smelly yellow ball" that he started throwing was his own feces (poo). Yea*waits for applause* okay! An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. The World's Longest Sentence (5237 words) by Mark Virtue (1980, aged 15) Once upon a while back there was an ambitious contortionist who made up his mind he would try to conquer the twenty-seventh highest dead volcano on Neptune, with his tongue secretly hiding behind his overweight postman's Swedish Hi-Fi set and the shoelaces of his Persian . I want an elective. *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? So when you kill, or whatever, in the game, you are actually ending life somewhere in the universe. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. Yesthat's rightsuicide. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. UNDER SUCH EXTREME HEAT, WEAR AND DEGRADATION IS INEVITABLE!! Lots of gooey talent. Now I have decided to go for a world record. Then I do my homework. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! I'm gonna quit for now. Isnt' that nice? The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. *sigh* My dogs are just weird. Now I'm back. Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. And I only took the quiz once, too. That's what they need to do with the water. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. Just exactly like Father if Father had known as much about it the night before I went out there as he did the day after I came back thinking Mad impotent old man who realized at last that there must be some limit even to the capabilities of a demon for doing harm, who must have seen his situation as that of the show girl, the pony, who realizes that the principal tune she prances to comes not from horn and fiddle and drum but from a clock and calendar, must have seen himself as the old wornout cannon which realizes that it can deliver just one more fierce shot and crumble to dust in its own furious blast and recoil, who looked about upon the scene which was still within his scope and compass and saw son gone, vanished, more insuperable to him now than if the son were dead since now (if the son still lived) his name would be different and those to call him by it strangers and whatever dragons outcropping of Sutpen blood the son might sow on the body of whatever strange woman would therefore carry on the tradition, accomplish the hereditary evil and harm under another name and upon and among people who will never have heard the right one; daughter doomed to spinsterhood who had chosen spinsterhood already before there was anyone named Charles Bon since the aunt who came to succor her in bereavement and sorrow found neither but instead that calm absolutely impenetrable face between a homespun dress and sunbonnet seen before a closed door and again in a cloudy swirl of chickens while Jones was building the coffin and which she wore during the next year while the aunt lived there and the three women wove their own garments and raised their own food and cut the wood they cooked it with (excusing what help they had from Jones who lived with his granddaughter in the abandoned fishing camp with its collapsing roof and rotting porch against which the rusty scythe which Sutpen was to lend him, make him borrow to cut away the weeds from the door-and at last forced him to use though not to cut weeds, at least not vegetable weeds -would lean for two years) and wore still after the aunts indignation had swept her back to town to live on stolen garden truck and out o f anonymous baskets left on her front steps at night, the three of them, the two daughters negro and white and the aunt twelve miles away watching from her distance as the two daughters watched from theirs the old demon, the ancient varicose and despairing Faustus fling his final main now with the Creditors hand already on his shoulder, running his little country store now for his bread and meat, haggling tediously over nickels and dimes with rapacious and poverty-stricken whites and negroes, who at one time could have galloped for ten miles in any direction without crossing his own boundary, using out of his meagre stock the cheap ribbons and beads and the stale violently-colored candy with which even an old man can seduce a fifteen-year-old country girl, to ruin the granddaughter o f his partner, this Jones-this gangling malaria-ridden white man whom he had given permission fourteen years ago to squat in the abandoned fishing camp with the year-old grandchild-Jones, partner porter and clerk who at the demons command removed with his own hand (and maybe delivered too) from the showcase the candy beads and ribbons, measured the very cloth from which Judith (who had not been bereaved and did not mourn) helped the granddaughter to fashion a dress to walk past the lounging men in, the side-looking and the tongues, until her increasing belly taught her embarrassment-or perhaps fear;-Jones who before 61 had not even been allowed to approach the front of the house and who during the next four years got no nearer than the kitchen door and that only when he brought the game and fish and vegetables on which the seducer-to-bes wife and daughter (and Clytie too, the one remaining servant, negro, the one who would forbid him to pass the kitchen door with what he brought) depended on to keep life in them, but who now entered the house itself on the (quite frequent now) afternoons when the demon would suddenly curse the store empty of customers and lock the door and repair to the rear and in the same tone in which he used to address his orderly or even his house servants when he had them (and in which he doubtless ordered Jones to fetch from the showcase the ribbons and beads and candy) direct Jones to fetch the jug, the two of them (and Jones even sitting now who in the old days, the old dead Sunday afternoons of monotonous peace which they spent beneath the scuppernong arbor in the back yard, the demon lying in the hammock while Jones squatted against a post, rising from time to time to pour for the demon from the demijohn and the bucket of spring water which he had fetched from the spring more than a mile away then squatting again, chortling and chuckling and saying `Sho, Mister Tawm each time the demon paused)-the two of them drinking turn and turn about from the jug and the demon not lying down now nor even sitting but reaching after the third or second drink that old mans state of impotent and furious undefeat in which he would rise, swaying and plunging and shouting for his horse and pistols to ride single-handed into Washington and shoot Lincoln (a year or so too late here) and Sherman both, shouting, Kill them! EryeahI'm back. I don't think I have any conspiracy theoriesexcept pop-ups/pop-unders. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. Behind the Scenes: How the British Library Digitizes One of the Worlds Biggest Books, View Leonardo Da Vincis Notebooks Online and Go Inside the Mind of a Genius, Library Places 1,600+ Occult Books Online With Help From The Da Vinci Code Author, 20+ Creative Gifts for People Who Love to Read. Today, I took a long look at this site, which is the acomplishment of almost a year of work. Where is the logic in this? She claimed that my little sister always did it to her, and she was getting pay-back. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. Advertisement. It was pretty good. To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. Would it vary? I don't want year-round classes. It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. Now I have a purpose in life! AhhhI see your confusion! we had to get there one hour and fifteen minutes early because there was traffic. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. Yes. The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. I tried to explain. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. I'm back. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. MOOOO! Hey, where are you going?! AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! 10 Longest Known Sentences in English - Largest.org I'm back again! longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) : (. The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! Confusing, huh? I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. It hurt. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. G. (f(t)) d(t) = - Here is the same long equation with a single equation number. And why do I even care? YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. Is this getting confusing to you? But wait! Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) Just make sure you "spray" your food first. Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. So. The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius.
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